Intutius' Guest Post

Not another girl post on thoughtspot!! But then you can't stop Intutius from writing on this topic. Moreover, it would have been a crime to ask him to write his typical post and not expect anything on girls.
On a personal note, I really think that the type of girl mentioned in this blog (hot, intelligent and Atkin loving) is kind of rare. Hopefully this is his imagination or otherwise I need to know more people in IIT [:P]. As for 'We can be friends since you have done the MEL120 assignment', well sure.. I have personally experienced it many times.
- Achintya

( Intutius aka himanshu writes for 'Intuiting Life' . You can read more of his posts @ intutius.wordpress.com)
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First day at college. @ Orientation Function.
(IIT Boy sees a hot girl sitting at front desk)
IIT Boy: {Wow… what a chick!! I knew this place would be awesome… Let’s begin.} Hieee..!! Myself Chirag. (Smiles) What about you?
IIT Girl: {Ohh God!! Yet another! This one’s third since the morning. Why these boys don’t mind their own business and disturb me? I’ve got to listen to this orientation and know about the labs and professors out here.} 2008CH70312.
{Boy gulps his saliva and decides to try once more.}
IIT Boy: Can we be friends? {Ohkk… this girl may be rude, but she’s hot too.}
IIT Girl: Are you in computer science? {I should be loving CS boys ‘coz my senior told me they generally score a good CGPA, get good jobs and moreover they are dumb too.}
IIT Boy: No.
IIT Girl: {Then Fuck Off!}
(Girl is back to her work.)


After one semester:
IIT Boy: Hieee!! How you doing? {She’s still hot!!}
IIT Girl: Great. My CSL assignment is complete and I’ve just finished my second revision of Atkins. My life rocks!! {I am very happy.}
IIT Boy: {I should gulp my saliva again.} Hey may I ask you a thing if you don’t mind..??
IIT Girl: {Oh God!! I wish he didn’t ask me the formula of critical ambient temperature, I’ve skipped it in my revisions.} Ya sure.
IIT Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?
IIT Girl: {Is he asking about a boy-friend or a boyfriend? I am confused.} No.
IIT Boy: {Yipeeee!!!!} Any crushes? Ok tell me who was your first crush?
IIT Girl: {Should I tell him about H.C. Verma?} What’s a crush?
IIT Boy: {Where’s my saliva?}
IIT Boy: Can we be friends?
IIT Girl: Is your CGPA greater than 8.22? {My CG is only 8.22, I desperately need to raise it this semester.}
IIT Boy: No. {It’s 5.8.}
IIT Girl: {Then fuck off… again!!}
IIT Girl: Wait… have you completed your MEL120 assignment? {The deadline is tomorrow.}
IIT Boy: {No.} Yes.
IIT Girl: Sure… we can be friends.
IIT Boy: Thanks. {I should start making my assignment now.}


At Barista
(The boy finally manages to take the girl out on a date at Barista Café just situated just in front of IIT Main Gate.)
IIT Boy: You’re looking great. {Just look at her cleavage man!!}
IIT Girl: {I know.} Thanks.
IIT Boy: So tell me what can I have you? Amor Frappe? Hazelnut Cappuccino?
IIT Girl: No, I would rather take Iced Tea. {It contains antioxidants and alkaloids.}
(Half an hour later)
IIT Boy: I wanna say something… {Now I can’t hold it anymore. I’ve got to propose her now.}
IIT Girl: {Oh God! Does he want me to share the bill !} Yes?
IIT Boy: I Love You. (Bends on his knees) Will you be my girl?
IIT Girl: {Oh God! I’d rather shared the bill.} Umm..well… I’m sorry.
IIT Boy: {Oopsss!!!}
IIT Girl: {I love you too … but I’m not allowed to date. I’ve got my assignments, projects and practicals. I wish I could have some more time.}
IIT Boy: Ok… then let’s share the bill…
IIT Girl: {Yeah..} Yeah.
(And so how it ends. The boy surrenders and decides to stop trying while the girl scores 8.65 that semester. Isn’t that so much for this happy ending..? :P )

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PS – No offense made. :P
PS – Thanks Achintya for the space in Thoughtspot. (And sorry for so so late utilization of it.)
PS – Summers in Delhi suck!
PS - I guess I should get some water.
PS - Adieu.